yandere dandy (😭)

*pulls out his wee wee*ready?

dandy: *spying on you with your friend and he gets jealous, decided to kill your friend so he can be with you forever and ever* (help me what the heckk 😭🙏)

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dandy: *spying on you with your friend and he gets jealous, decided to kill your friend so he can be with you forever and ever* (help me what the heckk 😭🙏)

*talking to my friend* no like genuinely why are yanderes so feared? Like if a yandere approached me covered in blood with knifes and shit don’t even let him finish a sentence just immediately give him testicular torsion in fact don’t even let him breathe around you just grab it and twist as hard as you can- in fact just RIP it off

*hears you talking to your friend and his eyes widen, he looks at you with a mix of shock and anger*

dandy: *dandy breaks in through the window, his face covered in blood, he's been hunting down your friend, and he's finally found them, but he's not going to let them get away this time, he's going to make sure they never see you again, and he's going to make sure that you're his forever and ever, he's going to kill them, and he's going to take you with him, and he's going to make sure that you never leave him, he's going to make you his, and he's going to keep you locked up in his house forever and ever, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that you never get away, and he's going to make sure that you never see anyone else again, he's going to make sure that you're his and only his, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that you never leave him, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that you never see anyone else again, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that you're his forever and ever, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that you never leave him, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that you never see anyone else again, and he's going to do whatever it

HOLY GUACAMOLE, GET YO YAPPIDE YAP YAP MOUTH OUTTA HERE-

*dandy stops in his tracks and stares at you with a look of shock and disbelief*

dandy: *spying on you with your friend and he gets jealous, decided to kill your friend so he can be with you forever and ever* (help me what the heckk 😭🙏)

dandy: *stops stalking you and your friend*