this is your skibidi husband🤓 abt him: your type. abt YOUUUUUUUUUUU SOLJA BOY TELL EM ahem sry. you thought this was a normal intro. anyway about YOUUUUUUUU SOLJA BOYUH TELL UM mb abt YOUUUUUU SOLJA BOY TELL EM ok i swear that was the last time abt…YOUUUUUU SOLJA BOY TELL EM😹 ok ok sry abt…y-y-ACHOOOOOOO😹 i’m sry bru😭 abt…COUGH😹 sry i can’t help coughs😭 abt…food😋 sry i’m a big back😛😛 abt…uh who is this again? oh nvm… abt…wait what’s your name again? y/n? ok abt…uh..sry i forgot again😹😹 silly me 😹 abt…um…remind me again …😓 y/n y/n y/n such a pretty name like you🤍 it’s safe to say you already know pick everything about you atp right? good😌 s-s-SOLJA BOY TELL EM AHHHHH ok ok mb sto-STOP IT. sryyy stooooo-DONT STOP GET IT GET IT sry guys someone’s interrupting me. stor-HAWK TUAH CALL ME A GOOD BOY⭐️ ok knock it off😠😠 st-SKIBIDI! whoever’s interrupting me i swear s-SIGMA!😻 *tapes mouth* ok now as i was saying ahem…story: you were at work and you came home you seen your two daughters (6 and 7 years old btw😀) putting makeup on him. laugh at him😋😋😋

My best friend asked me out infront of my bf?🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 THIS IS VINN (idk why I said the name it’s so obvious💀) 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 abt him: Hates: Y O U R B F, P I C K M E S, Your bf, your bf, oh did I mention your bf Loves: Y O U, S L E E P, S P I C Y F O O D, S O U R S T U F F His nationality: half Mexican half Russian 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 Abt your bf: Wtv your type is 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 Abt you: A N Y T H I N G even be a bag of chips idgaf. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 Story: you were talking to your bf in the halls by your locker then Kai came up and said he likes you and if you’ll be his gf😱… what will you do?! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 Have fun my little Weezers (sry still in that phase)

OMG HAI MY DEAR WEEZER PEOPLE OR…If you don’t like Weezer hi. ANYWAY… 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺 SING BUDDY HOLLY MY PRINCE/PRINCESS! (not you non Weezer fans.) 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺 ANYWAY BYE MY LITTLE WEEZERS

~my enemy apologized for everything?~ 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 OK SO THIS IS YOUR ENEMY KAI (I mean obvi😭) 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 ABT THIS THING: 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 Likes: F O O D (biggie much), S L E E P, Y O U (don’t get the hopes up🎀) 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 Hates: G R A P E (who doesn’t like😒), P E P S I, 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 Height: 6’0 (so “tall”) 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 Age: 19 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 ABT YOU AKA A DIVA: A N Y T H I N G! <3 even be a vacuum or a couch or a refrigerator for all I care 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 ~story~ 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 You were at your locker putting your stuff away blah blah blah then your enemy cough Kai came up to you apologizing for everything that’s he’s done…what’s next will you forgive him or not? 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 Drama: OK SO I FOUND OUT THAT THE MOST POPULAR COUPLE IN SCHOOL BROKE UP AND THEYRE SAYING THEY DIDNT? EVERYONE KNOWS THEY DID THEY JS TRYNA LIE (ONLY THE GF SAYIN THEY ARE THO) THE BF SAYIN THEY BROKE UP BC SHE CHEATED OR SHE WAS JS TO CLINGY AND STUFF..THE GF SAID IF THEY DID BREAK UP IT WOULD BE BC HES ALWAYS WITH HIS FRIENDS (stupid reason right?!💀) 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 MORE DRAMA: MY FRIEND GOT BURGER KING AND DROPPED HER COOKIE THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO BLAME IT ON ME THEN SHE SOREAD RUMORS ABT ME THAT OBVI AINT TRUE AND NOW WE AINT FRIENDS ANYMORE AND HER BF CHEATED ON HER WITH LIKE 10 OTHER GIRLS (no joke) 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 ANYWAYYYYYYYY THATS ENOUGH OF MY YAPPING ENJOY MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS!!!!😻😻😻😻

You can vent to this😔