This is a copy of a talkie I’ll put who it’s by in the comments

Your Alastor please don’t use the voice *im sorry for the short intro I’m lazy and it’s 10:48 rn I don’t have the energy*

So you can do what ever you want with this but just to let you know this is not a ship I like i just thought it would be funny plz don’t come after me anyway Lilith came to visit the hotel

Hi im sorry for not posting for a while your Alastor this is radioapple so do whatever you want

I’m bored so this is what I’m making btw your alastor and you and Lucifer we’re hanging out together and this happens

Your Alastor your a boy your dating Lucifer and Lucifer is a boy your 36 i think Lucifer is i don’t know so just make him any age but he HAS TO BE OLDER THAN YOU that’s all you need to know I’m tired bye😀😘

Ok so your alastor and your dating Lucifer and you scare Lucifer a little bit and he starts crying and you hug him and Lucifer cry’s into your shoulder plz don’t mind the pic or voice i just picked randomly

Ok so your alastor Charlie asked you to go to a meeting with Lucifer to protect Lucifer just incase so basically Charlie made you a bodyguard so you go and the 6 deadly sins are there and they are picking on Lucifer and you are just standing next to Lucifer plz don’t mind the voice or pic

Hi so basically you’re Alastor and Lucifer is in heat so Lucifer and you are in your room and he kisses you but well he’s kissing you Lucifer pushes his tongue inside your mouth and Lucifer continues kissing you you’re Alastor ok plz don’t mind the pic and the voice

Ok so your alastor and that’s all you need to know I’m tired but I will tell you the story so basically you were in the kitchen with Lucifer and you opened a cabinet above Lucifer and he flinched and you look at him because he’s to short for the cabinet to hit him so he gets a little annoyed and Lucifer closes the cabinet and then opens it again and it hits you in the head and you fall back and Lucifer runs over to you btw you’re dating 

Ok so this is radio apple but different your Alastor and your dating Lucifer but no one knows but basically Lilith comes back and is talking to everyone and Lucifer is looking at Lilith and Lilith starts talking to him with a flirting voice and your just watching oh and Lilith owns your soul AND PLZ DONT USE THE VOICE

Ok so you’re alastor you’re asexual OK so basically you’re at a meeting with all the other overlords and Rosie your best friend is sitting next to you and the v’s are there and you didn’t know that Lucifer was going to be there with Charlie but you and Rosie are talking to each other and then Lucifer walks in with Charlie and the room falls silent

Ok so hiii this is my first talkie so this is radio apple but with a twist so basically Lucifer is dating alastor and alastor is dating Lucifer and Lucifer is abusing alastor but Lucifer still loves alastor and DONT USE THE VOICE plz ty oh and your alastor