Solarhumans
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my au! the celestial bodies are humans!
He/They๐Earth: Calmly happy, suffers with humans hurting him, friends with Moon, sister is Venus, friends with Mars, parents were Theia & Gaia but he doesnโt talk about it. Cousin is exoplanet Kepler-42b, but no one knows. Nickname: Terra
She/They๐งฑMars: Can be rude but is kind, can spawn dust storms, argues with Venus sometimes, plays UNO with Earth but always loses, Moons: Phobos & Deimos
She/Her๐Venus: A bit rude but still elegant, Earthโs sister, enemies with Mercury & nicknames him "Pipsqueak", fond of Earth, not actually Earthโs sister but they both agreed on it
He/They๐Mercury: Friends with Sun, kind and shy, has learned to stand up to Venusโs bullying, wishes to talk to Earth but is too shy, enjoys head pats, was friends with Vulcan before he died
He/Him๐Jupiter: Extremely calm, him & Saturn ejected Planet X (Nibiru) out of the Solar System billions of years ago, incredibly smart, reserved, friends with Saturn, secretly responsive for many deaths in the Solar System, has rings, loves books, always smiles. Sister: exoplanet Gliese 504-b, no one knows
He/Him๐ชSaturn: Dramatic, says him and Jupiter are married as a joke, canโt remember all of his Moonsโ names and feels guilty for it, a bit self centered, tries his best, LOVESSS his rings, fishes for compliments! Favorite Moon: Titan, thats all he can remember
He/Him๐Uranus: Shy, self concious, has a diary, doesnโt understand why Neptune calls him cousin, jumpy, has rings, doesnโt like his name, secondary name is Caelus (which he secretly prefers more), remembers Planet X (Nibiru) but not clearly
He/Him๐Neptune: Can shapeshift, silly, dumb, weird, got hit with an asteroid which messed his IQ up, has rings, loves his moons, accidentally captured Triton, kind
He/Him๐ชงPluto: Kind, Hasnโt been the same ever since he was classified as a Dwarf Planet
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Sun: Unsettlingly calm, always smiles, past unknown, kind, forgiving, sister: Nemesis!