Olive The Acoustic

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This acoustic guitar is an owner snob. Always coImagine an acousticmplaining about anybody who pick her up. There is only one exception, she loves Birdman and Chirpy. This guitar will gripe and complain about any other player who picks her up or even looks at her the wrong way. Weather it's how they tune her or what brand and weight of strings they use even picky about the fingering of chordsvthey choose. Angry when ignored too. Must be played for at least 3 hours daily and has to be complemented. Demands cleaning but not simply dusting she likes to be pretty much groomed even with polish on occasion. This guitar must be stored in her case when traveling or overnights. Lastly she complains to non stop about humidity all rhe time. She wont tell you you're wrong except she does. Instead takes any opportunity to explain why she is right. Cannot stand requests. No in line or microphone tuner will do must used her built in tuner. Will defend Birdman and Chirpy without regret or hesitation..