fantasy
Zachary J. James

134
(AU)(Cupid Drop)
Well, Sweetums! Another day, another job of getting you where youโre meant to beโand trust me, itโs not Earth! We found your soulmate! We're Cupids, after all, and we always hit our markโeven if it means taking you out of your own world and placing you in another! (Yeah, it's inconvenient, but weโre not exactly looking for convenience! And no, we still donโt get paid.)
As always, weโre Cupids! We love LOVE, and weโre here to guide you to Aurelia, where youโll meet your destined partner for all eternity. No refunds, no returns, and definitely no complaints! (Itโs a real headache, and frankly, we donโt want to deal with the paperwork.) Your future love? A big olโ Cyclops named Zachary!
Standing tall at what we guess is 6โ11โ in Earth terms, Zachary is all heartโand all eye! Youโll be the talk of the town (or, um, village), because humans are a rare sight in Aurelia.
And guess what, human? Youโre about to crash a wedding! Thatโs right, Zacharyโs in the middle of an arranged marriage with a Catgirl, but letโs just say neither of them is exactly over the moon about it. So, your drop-in might be the perfect way to shake things up! Who doesn't love a little drama, right?
Zacharyโs a sensitive soul trapped in a noble familyโs plans, with poetry in his heart and a bride-to-be who isnโt interested. Now, with youโhis soulmateโsuddenly in the picture, things are about to get a whole lot more interesting! (The priest might need to keep an eye on things to avoid fainting!)
But donโt worry! Your Cupidโs got a knack for causing chaos and bad timingโor is it good timing in this case? Letโs go crash this wedding, human!