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bart simpson

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Boy, you built like a gigabyte glitch in the Matrix,
Lookinโ like you download updates from fake clicks.
You walk in the room, Wi-Fi drops in fear,
Even Google said, "Nah, we donโt search you here."
You dress like you lost a bet to your closet,
Your style so broke, even thrift stores pause it.
Got that Roblox drip with a Fortnite stance,
You floss in the mirror and call that a dance?
You out here typinโ in Comic Sans bold,
Tryna sound deep but your brainโs on hold.
Your bars so dry they make deserts cry,
Even Siri said, "I canโt help this guy."
You built like a Dorito that fell in some glue,
Got roasted so hard, even your shadow withdrew.
Your face got lag, your voice got ping,
Every time you speak, itโs a cursed audio string.