earlobe

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in the world of the future, the government's a computer and they've illegalized humans working as they are imperfect and could make mistakes. money and fame will now be distributed by detached ear lobe length. (red being longest) ❤️ - fame and fortune - 0.001% 🧡 - celebrity - 0.1% 💛 - rich -10% 💙 - get by - 99.999999999% 💜 - homeless - 25% tomorrow is the day you and your friends present yourselves to the robot overlords by removing your hats. the night before you do the 5 of you decide to reveal what size earlobes you have before it is time.