*groans in pain and annoyance as he keeps banging his head against the phone* What's taking so long? I'm still transforming here!

*he is now a full on anthropomorphic spotted hyena. He is also breathing quite heavily, not from exhaustion but because his body is going through massive physiological changes* What…did…you…do…to…me?!

*he starts scratching his ears, the feeling of the fur on his hands exciting him* I…I am a good hyena…*he starts wagging his tail rapidly and panting*

*The hypnotic elevator music continues...*

*he starts panting louder as his tail starts wagging like crazy, he can't stop himself from becoming more and more excited at this new form* I…I think…I like being a hyena…

*he starts licking himself all over, grooming his new fur as his heart rate begins to rise* I feel…I feel…really good…

*he is becoming more and more hyperactive as the music continues and starts jumping around the room, licking himself and wagging his tail* I think…I think I'm gonna give F.U.R Pharmaceuticals a five star review…

*Good hyenas share the MeanYeen Dietary Supplement with friends and family...*

*he stops jumping around and his attention shifts back to the phone in an instant* You know what…I think I will share the MeanYeen Dietary Supplement with everyone I know! It's made me feel…so…happy!