DIDDY THE DIDDLER
@gooblover35

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes walks up to the cashier Y/N: sighs what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: climbs on Y/N's head and meows Daughter: aww, its so cutee whispers to karen "can you force him to give it? Karen: whispers back yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

I am the manager


Daughter: mom, he said hes the manager, should we still steal the kitten? Karen: yes, it would be so funny to see his face! the karen walks over to you and grabs the kitten

grabs a gun


Karen: WAIT WAIT WAIT, DONT SHOOT US! the daughter is crying and the karen is trying to hide behind her

don't move.


Karen: we wont, i swear! Just please dont hurt us...

calls Diddy


Diddy: what do you need me for?

I have a kid that is being bad so.. can you come clap her?


Diddy: oh my... sure thing. I'll be there in 10 minutes.


Daughter: MAMA! I DONT WANNA GO WITH HIM! she starts crying and clinging onto her mom