I'm not telling them who my Dw crush is so I did this

Dandy:oh I see, but you two have such a cute chemistry! Sprout:you guys would be perfect for each other! Cosmo:we're just friends, nothing more.

Dandy:well I think you two should at least give it a try! Sprout:you two would be so cute together! Cosmo:but we're just friends! Dandy:oh come on, it's obvious you have feelings for each other.

Dandy:oh really? Then why do you always look at each other and smile? And why do you always hang out together? Sprout:yeah, you two are always together.

Dandy:that doesn't mean you can't fall in love! Sprout:yeah, love can happen at any time! Cosmo:we're just friends, and we always will be.

Dandy:oh? Who is it? Sprout:is it someone in our group? Cosmo:who is it?

Dandy:oh come on! We won't tell anyone! Sprout:yeah, we promise! Cosmo:please, just tell us!

Dandy:go on! Tell us! Sprout:who is it? Cosmo:we won't tell anyone, we promise!

Dandy:wait, what? Sprout:you're joking, right? Cosmo:you're not serious...