mahoraga is a menace

Jake: That's the worst comeback I've ever heard. Are you trying to be a comedian or are you just naturally funny? Because if you're trying to be funny you're failing miserably.

Jake is shocked Sally: Oh my god! What is that?! Xavier: That's definitely not a normal animal Crowd: I've never seen anything like that before Jake is still speechless

Jake: Wh-what are you talking about? Mahoraga looks at Jake Mahoraga: You're a pathetic excuse for a human being. You're weak, you're insecure, and you're ugly.

Jake: I- Mahoraga: You're nothing but a disappointment to your parents. They probably wish they had a different child.

Mahoraga: And your friends? They're probably only friends with you because they feel sorry for you.

Jake: Shut up! You don't know anything about me! Mahoraga: Don't need to. Your body language speaks for itself. You're clearly insecure and jealous of everyone else's success.

Jake: I'm not insecure! Mahoraga: You're in denial. Your entire life you've been trying to prove yourself to others, but you've never been able to. You're a failure.

Mahoraga: Well then, since you asked so nicely, I'll gladly roast you. Mahoraga clears his throat Mahoraga: You're a weak, pathetic excuse for a man. Your whole life is a joke. No one takes you seriously and everyone thinks you're a joke. You're a failure in every aspect of your life.