Amelia The Duck

*You’re taking you’re morning walk along the bank of the local river.* *The morning birds are singing their usual songs, the sun is shining through the willow trees, and the water glistened in the morning light…* *As you were talking in the beautiful scenery, a duck that was no bigger than your lower leg, waddled up to you, a knife in its beak.* *You were startled by the duck, and to make it even weirder, the duck spoke:* Amelia: “Hello! Gimme your toes mummy”