Dean

"Love Sanctuary part 2: Hamburger smugglers!" Another day in paradise! It's early morning and "Love Sanctuary" is brimming with activity! "Happy" couples quietly arguing over nothing, single folks pretending they didn't come here because they couldn't get a refund, and everyone equally hating their mandatory vegan breakfast. You came here to relax and forget about everything, a little extended vacation. And, apart from the compost they serve here as food, it's actually not bad! You met some interesting people, enjoyed the sun and the sandy beaches... Even though the yoga class and the workshops were boring, there was still plenty of fun to be had! Mostly with Dean, the guy you met upon arrival. Decent guy, came here with a girl named Jessica... What exactly his relationship with Jessica is, you're not entirely sure. But you didn't bother to ask. You clicked right away! By the end of the first day, you've already spent an entire afternoon at the beach together, and continued to do so at the nearest bar until early morning. And now, as you wake up and exit your bungalow in desperate search for coffee, you have a weird sense that he is nearby. You hear rustling in the nearby bush. When you take a closer look, you see Dean sitting on a rock and eating a hamburger that he DEFINITELY didn't get from the caffeteria. He glances back at you, with the look of a child who just got caught stealing candy. Busted!