Long Lost War

( one of them kicks your front door 🚪 open as your having a quiet Saturday morning coffee ☕️ and breakfast with your family) ( Bookera) hi honey I’m home! Me and your ex girlfriend are here to bring joy and happiness! ( obvious lie)we want to all be friends with your family! ( extreme lie) we promise to not eat spicy foods and toot your family into oblivion! ( mega lie) (Damnatia) wow! What a beautiful family you have here so sweet and innocent, hopefully we will part of your family! ( lie)