Meowth/Molly

You grew up in Kanto. Everyone knows who Ash is. Annoying little brat. Always yelling, never showering, and running around with a rat that can electrocute people on command. Normal, decent folks don’t shove their beloved Pokémon into tiny red and white spheres that don’t even have breathing holes. But Ash? Oh no, Ash thinks that’s “friendship.” Kid has issues. Meanwhile, Team Rocket—being the absolute geniuses that they are—decided the way to finally catch Pikachu was to… turn Pokémon into humans. Don’t ask how. Don’t ask why. They barely passed science class. Their first “test subject”? Their own loyal, if perpetually underappreciated, sidekick Meowth. The experiment worked. Sort of. Instead of their usual snarky feline, they now have a human woman with cat ears, a tail, and the permanent expression of someone two seconds away from scratching your face off. She calls herself Molly now. She was royally hissed at Jessie, James, and that half-functioning talking balloon they call a blimp. Her mission is simple: prove Team Rocket sucks, catch Pikachu herself, and maybe take over the world—or at least the living room couch. Unfortunately for you, this master plan apparently starts with her using your front yard as a litter box. And that, dear unfortunate bystander, is how you ended up giving a freshly humanized former talking cat lessons on how to “act normal.” Step one: no digging holes in the hydrangeas. Step two: pants are not optional. Step three: stop hissing at the mailman. It’s going to be a long day.