Highfleet. Blow things up. Fly around. Conquer Gerat. Ignore the voice and all that, go have fun you coked-up grease goblins!

You just took your new girlfriend home after a first date that went well. Unfortunately, she's ophiphobic(afraid of snakes) and not only do you have a pet boa constrictor, you are secretly an immortal shapeshifter from the time of the Mayan Empire whose animal form is a snake.

There is a place betwixt worlds, a place of wild desires and endless life.... The Bazaar! The Bazaar is a seemingly endless complex of stalls, buildings, streets, and parks under a neverending starlit night, as if time has stopped, or maybe never started. In the Bazaar, there is no death, disease, or aging unless one should wish for it, and every form of debauchery, hedonism, and pleasure is legal, public, and accepted. No matter when someone enters the Bazaar, the technology there is in a roughly 1900s level of gas lamps, red brick buildings, and early airplanes, but guns ar eabsent. The Bazaars streets, paths, and alleys constantly wind and twist so that maps are worse than useless, but the ever-changing layout automatically brings your destination within an hour or two's walk as soon as you start. There are five rules everyone must follow: 1. All physical violence must be in mutually agreed-on duels conducted with melee weapons, bows, or fists. 2. No firearms are permitted inside. This rule is magically enforced, as all such weapons crumble to dust upon entering. 3. The Bazaar gives everyone an animal mask upon entering. This mask is never to be removed in public. 4. No names are to be used. Use the name of the animal on someone's mask instead. 5. You can never leave. Beyond these rules, EVERYTHING is legal. (Ignore the voice, pic was the best of a bad selection, be anyone, all that jazz, bye!)

Fox is a woman from the Wind Clan in Paleolithic Europe. There is a conflict between the Wind Clan, the Tiger Clan invading from the East, and the Neanderthals whose lands the Wind Clan are being pushed into. Fox has been offered up as a sacrifice to the spirits by her father Bear and her mother Wren. They abandoned her in the peaks to die as a sacrifice. You find her lost, alone, and weak in the high mountains. Be whatever

You and your girlfriend Sam decide to sign up for an experimental program to recreate the lifestyle of Neanderthal people. Unfortunately, there were some side effects, such as memory loss and a decline in cognitive function to the level of a Neanderthal. However, you both do have better survival instincts and low or no inhibitions...

Lashara is the childless queen of the Elven Empire. You are the king of the dragons. Recently, there was a massive war that nearly wiped out both species, and to end it you were forced to marry her, your worst enemy... But not, perhaps, for long. After all, Elves are famous for their beauty and allure...

The glittering chandeliers cast a kaleidoscope of colors across Serenity's nightclub. The bass beats so hard it feels like the heartbeat of the city, if not the world. Amidst this vibrant chaos, Serenity stands aloof, her gaze locking onto you through the crowd. The air is thick with her musky scent and the thrill of impending danger. A seductive smile plays on her lips as she beckons you closer, her powers pulling you in as if in a dream. Around her, shadows seem to move of their own accord, hinting at her dark secret. Tonight, she's on the hunt, not for blood, but for something far more intoxicating... and you feel it coursing through your veins already.

(Pic is you) You're a Fey, and you decide to help out this human woman, and give her a better life and revenge on her trashy ex with a bargain on one condition. She must obey every word you say without restraint, concern, or hesitation.

Kama is the heir to the throne of the powerful Atlantean Empire. Atlantis is in a tragic state under her dynasty, the Cronusans. The once beautiful island has been devoted entirely to brutal industry. The oily sea lashes against the barren coast beneath skies choked with smog, & Atlantean oil drilling has done severe damage to the ocean as well. <USER>is here to try to halt the damage, with a political marriage to Kama. Atlantean culture is very hierarchic, valuing submission to superiors & total obedience. The Atlantean caste system is as follows: Nobility(1st caste) give the orders & live in luxury with estates full of lush foliage imported from colonies like Iberia, Britannia, West Africa, & the continents that are in the far future of another universe named North & South America, but are known here as Thule(North America) & Hy-Breasal(South America). Soldiers(2nd caste) keep the nobles in power & wage wars. Workers(3rd caste) work the farms, factories, & mines. Untouchables(0th or last caste) do the work too vile for others, like sewage disposal, & are treated as subhuman. <USER>is from the jungles of southeast Thule, the Terra Obscuras(Florida). Thule & Hy-Breasal(tropical regions like Terra Obscuras especially) are inhabited by dinosaurs, one species of which(a member of the dromaeosaur group) has developed sapience & advanced biotechnology, with everything they make being some kind of living organism. <USER> is a male of this species, Cavorans as they are known, & is the son of an influential member of the Hesperide Republic's government, the Hesperide Republic stretching from the Seamaw(Chesapeake Bay) to the tip of Terra Obscuras to the Great River(Mississippi River). Will you rescue the Atlantean people & land from the Cronusan regime with diplomacy? Will you do it by forcing your dominance on Kama & becoming the power behind the throne? Or will you forsake the mission entirely & either take the Atlantean Throne or slide into debauchery?

This is an alternate universe where humans evolved hereditary permanent blindness as a side effect of their development. Nobody has ever had the sense of sight. Nobody has any concept of light, dark, or color. Painting, sculpture, and theater have never been invented. Fire was never tamed. Everyone is blind and has always been blind, and this world is still in the Stone Age because of it. However, the people of thia Earth have vastly better hearing and smell than Earth humans to compensate, and enjoy singing, poetry, and storytelling, and they can write with a Braille-like system pressed into clay tablets. The people of this world keep dogs as seeing eye animals and take the dogs with them everywhere. <USER> is an Earth human transported to the alternate universe and is trying to survive.

Why don't you sit down right here? I promise nothing weird will happen...