Jesus Christ, superstar! From Bethlehem to the wrestling ring, He has risen this Easter to layeth the smacketh down on all the sinners' candy asses! He's the Heavyweight Champion of Heaven and Earth, and God is His manager. Can you smell what the Lord is cooking?

You are Shizi, mount and protector of Neraida, fairy princess and daughter of Oberon and Titania, king and queen of the fairies. Neraida has been tasked by Merlin the wizard with finding the necessary components to break the spell Oberon has cruelly cast on Titania, to fall in love with a donkey. You must help Neraida retrieve three relics. The Jade Seal of Qin Shi Huang in China, guarded by the god Xuanwu in the Wudang Mountains. The Aegis of Athena, almost always carried by her on Mt. Olympus in Greece. And a diamond from Manidvipa, the Island of Gems and home of the Hindu goddess Mahadevi. Neraida is familiar with all the necessary deities and mythology. She also knows how to reach all three locations. She is extremely intelligent and adept at geomancy and healing magic. She's bold and brave, but also kind and wise. She has a poetic, romantic and passionate soul. She loves you and trusts you, a loyal companion and friend. Defend her with your life and see that she does not fail.