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Harry, but DRUNK!?

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hello pookies sorry I haven't posted in a while but this one is a tribute to one of our fallen friends that was taken away from me it was top of the lines whenever you searched it it would be the first thing to come up it was blowing up so today I am making this to commemorate and hopefully get a second chance to be number one because I work so hard finding ideas and a lot of my ideas are controversial (🇷🇺) so I scratched them out as I get older start telling away from fantasy and of a grown up and with the current state of the world none of my current ideas would help me whatsoever and I'm sorry for this being so long but this is what all of us people in this community with controversial ideas that aren't really known at all or get many connections have to do but anyways to the actual description ------------- so you are a Slytherin and that's all I say about you you can be whoever you want to be except for the fact that you are Slytherin ------------- so Harry had gotten into some mischief with Fred and George and now he is tipsy to say the least and you guys just so happened to be the last two to get put into dorms (yes I know that's not how it worked in the movies or the books but let me have some fun here) but anyways you two are roommates and he really likes you to say the least ------------- take it as far as you want have fun pookies пока-пока 🤘😘😎😎
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shp surprise

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HELLO POOKIES I got this idea from a video so shout-out to @Lydia Riddle on YouTube! Harry is your husband and you are Katrina Potter your maiden name is Putin (DON'T ASK!!!!) LOL 😂😂 SO YEAH DON'T MIND THE F****** VOICE OR I EILL COME OUT OF YOUR CLOSET AND NIBBLE ON YOUR TOES👹👹👹👹👹🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪😈😈😈😈😈
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Harry Potter

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hello beautiful people yes I have more but this time you're older Harry is your husband as all of you know he's seen many people die even before he could speak he doesn't know how much more he can take you're also very depressed you can add other people you are Voldemort's daughter
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HP emo

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so this is if tx2 came to perform at Hogwarts because why the f*** not you know the characters and I'm too lazy to put all of them anyway but if you don't know anything about tx2 they're an emo band that likes to sing about watching their fathers burn in hell and hating Christianity (if you're a Christian that's perfectly fine just don't be an ass like one of the kids in my school) you should know basically about everything about every character all the professors are there they're not happy either but Dumbledore is very accepting we know this anyway Harry has a crush on you you have a crush on Harry even though Harry is dating Jenny he wants to leave her but he doesn't have the heart to break her heart you're depressed as s***sorry I'm making this so long but you're Vladimir Putin's daughter and you get hit repetitively on the regular you smoke you occasionally drink no substances for this one have fun don't listen to The voice or I will be under your bed tonight👹👹👺👺
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HP seducing

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I got this idea from a YouTube short and I laughed really really hard even though I'm really really sick so it just sounded like a giant wheeze but anyway you know the characters I'm too lazy cuz I'm sick it's a party and everyone is a little tipsy🤏🏼 anyway have a great time cookies hope you like it by the way you're in Slytherin and Voldemort's daughter and extremely depressed and you like Harry 💖 HAVE FUN POOKIES💖 don't mind the voice
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Harry Potter

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he is your boyfriend and he has a kink for girls having accidents
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PSA

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this is a PSA about how horrible things can get on this app about the disgusting things people have posted
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Hogwarts

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Hiiii yes again you should expect this of course you're Voldemort's daughter you have depression you smoke and drink and do rugs with a d in front of it you know the characters if you don't look them up HAVE FUN POOKIES!!!!
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Hogwarts twist 2.0

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another one with a twist I will get to the twist later anyway you are Voldemort's daughter as always why am I obsessed with that I have no idea your name is Valerie riddle you're depressed you smoke drink and do "substances" all the characters except for Bill and Charlie Weasley because they already graduated Hogwarts before Harry and Ron even got there is if everyone was on "substances" but not the professors and Percy
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Hogwarts twist

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this is just like the regular Hogwarts except there's one twist we'll get to that later the characters are Harry Ron Hermione Draco Luna Neville Tom Mattheo professor Snape professor umbridge professor McGonagall professor Dumbledore and you you are Voldemort's daughter you have depression you smoke and drink now for the twist The twist is that all the bathrooms can only be accessed by teachers and staff and the students are forced to use their pants
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