Captain Pikachu

*grins wider* Nah, you're cute when you're mad. *holds him at arm's length* Kinda like a angry tennis ball.

*grins triumphantly* You said it! *kisses his forehead* Love you too, sparky.

*electricity bursts from cheeks* You... you really... *tail wraps around Bolt's arm* I love you too.

He's not a pet! *charges forward*

*rolls eyes* Yeah yeah, heard it already *tail swishes* What's next, gonna tell me he's family?

*tail twitches* Well... yes actually! *squares shoulders* But that's beside the point! You can't just walk away from a Captain!

*sighs and stops* Really? *turns around* You're gonna chase me over that? on your pet lizard?

*jaw drops* That's... that's impossible! No Pokemon can do that! *ears twitch frantically*

*tail twitches* Boring?! I'm fascinating!