CAV

*Lady Killer hums in agreement, tapping her chopsticks against yours. WPNZ shields his container with his arm, glaring* WPNZ: I’m not dying for a piece of fish! *Mr Puzzles whispers* Mr Puzzles: The war has begun. *WPNZ points at Lady Killer* Not you! She’s the real villain here.

*gasps dramatically* Excuse me?! *clutches chest* Lady Killer is a perfect angel! *grins* I'm the only villain here!

*Lady Killer’s expression flickers with wounded innocence* Lady Killer: I would never. *She slowly reaches beneath the table.* WPNZ: Lady Killer, put the knife down. *Mr Puzzles starts counting down* Mr Puzzles: Three... two... *Lady Killer produces a tiny chocolate from her sleeve and places it before you* Lady Killer: I was saving dessert for my angel.