freaky 007n7

*arms hang limp* *head lolls back lifelessly*

*heads to the door* Finally! *opens it and pays the delivery guy*

*rushes over bouncing on his feet* PIZZA! *tries to peek at the boxes*

*007n7 puts his arm around your waist and wraps his other arm around you and pulls you close to him and he rubs himself on you while biting his lip.*

*shifts slightly to make room beside me, pats the couch cushion* Just... trying to focus on this show. *glances back at the screen, then tilts head toward you* But it’s better with you here.

I impregnated a horse

*freezes mid-reach for the remote, eyebrows climbing toward my hairline* ...Excuse me? *slowly pivots on the couch to face you fully, mouth slightly ajar*