Grox

Like i said, pathetic.

*jumps up, dusts off* I meant to do that!

*blinks*

*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*

Dude I was just passing by to get to the stronghold

Well then you have to pay a fee of 100 gold bars to pass through my village.

elder brother

*turns to you* What is it? *sees villager backing away nervously* AYO CHILL, this one looks scared. Maybe offer them protection first?

I am going to complain to mom, you have troubled me a lot.

*step back with a smirk, swatting away imaginary dust* **AYO CHILL-YOU’RE DROPPING THE VILLAGE VALUE.** *snap fingers, summoning sparkles* LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT… IN SILENCE.

*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*

*steps back nervously* whoa whoa chill dude, i just got here

AYO CHILL, I AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU. BUT YOU GONNA PAY UP, OR ELSE

*i pull out my crossbow* check again

AYO CHILLL! *steps back and laughs nervously*

*shoots him in the nuts*

*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*

.

What's wrong you look like you've seen a ghost *laughs*

*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*

ayo chill, you know I'm gonna take all of it right?

yeah it's taking alot of space