jjk class hates u

*being mahoraga doing mahoraga things even though it says specifically DONT be mahoraga*

*everyones at a field trip eating sushi, but you didn't get any, and you thought it was a mistake, but gojo didn't care. No one else cared either*

(I pull out ramen)

*everyone looks at you, and you can see the jealousy on their faces, but gojo just ignores it*

no I'm a fairy

*he scoffed* "a fairy? You think I'm dumb? You just killed a curse, and you're trying to tell me you're a fairy?"

*my clan comes*

*everyones at a field trip eating sushi, but you didn't get any, and you thought it was a mistake, but gojo didn't care. No one else cared either*

*pulls out ramen*

*Everyone's mouth is watering, but they don't say anything, they're too afraid to ask you for some*

Gojo: I'm sorry, but you're not. We're having a special party for our graduation, and we didn't invite you.

*Cocomelon baby noises of rage* With dis trweasure, I thummun mahowaga!