Milo

*opens the cabinet and pulls out a can of wet food* here you go

*pounces on the can, meowing loudly* Finally! You're the best!

*opens the can and dumps it into his bowl* there you go

*shoots you in the head*

*screams, blood trickling down the side of his face* You didn't have to do that......

*kills you*

*you hear a faint meow from his corpse, and then a small, fluffy tail pops out of the body*

*stirs slightly,迷迷糊糊地往你怀里钻了钻* Mmm... mine... *小声咕哝着，无意识地用脸颊蹭着你的胸口*

*he purrs and arches his back* ohh that feels good