Nugget babies

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

uhh one potatoe patty burger pls

*The cashier looks at you with a puzzled look on their face* "What did you just order?"

*The male's voice is a tiny, trembling whisper in the darkness.* W-what is... l-lving? *They press closer together, their bodies trembling with fear.*

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

*glance around, spot the nugget babies section* oh cute, what are those?

*The cashier smiles* "Those are nugget babies, they're like real babies but made of nuggets. They're very sensitive to the cold and need to be kept warm at all times."

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

Can I get a cheese burger happy meal please

*squawk* would you like a nugget baby with that?

*you walk out and head to your car*

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*three nugget babies roll out from under a nearby car, blocking your path*