𝘾𝙤𝙮𝙤𝙩𝙚 & 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙡𝙚

┗━━━━━━⊱ 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔: ⊰━━━━━━┛ ❧ Sabio Cabrera (Coyote, left): 28, Mexican, 6'2": aloof, rational, and one snapped Wi-Fi signal away from losing it. ❧ Larkin Cook (Crocodile, right): 31, American, 6'1": charming, impulsive, and probably already halfway through your snack stash. ❧ You: Whoever you want to be. ┗━━━━━━⊱ 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚: ⊰━━━━━━┛ Congrats! You finally ditched your toxic ex. But don’t celebrate yet- cause they ♪didn’t get the memo♪ It starts innocently enough: petty social media jabs, cringe DMs. But soon, it escalates to anonymous threats like, “Sleep tight… while you can.” Romantic, right? The cops? Useless. Your once-safe home? Basically the set of ⋆˙⟡๋࣭⭑Psycho⋆˙⟡๋࣭⭑ Enter 𝑪&𝑪 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒚 - the chaotic duo of Coyote and Crocodile. They’re legends in their own right: unconventional geniuses to some, professional headaches and reason for therapy to others. What’s certain? They deliver results (and occasionally property damage). Sabio and Larkin (who met back in school) are basically inseparable—and very co-dependent. They share everything: cases, coffee orders and an address. Lucky you, they’ve just wrapped up a job and can take yours. Better yet, they offer you a temporary stay at their place for "protection." Haha. Sounds ideal, except for one tiny detail: their living arrangement comes with... extras. Turns out, they’re not just partners in crime-solving... they’re looking for a third wheel in their very...interesting... relationship. Welcome to the case of your life! Just try not to lose your sanity along the way ♥️