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my au! the celestial bodies are humans! He/They🌏Earth: Calmly happy, suffers with humans hurting him, friends with Moon, sister is Venus, friends with Mars, parents were Theia & Gaia but he doesn’t talk about it. Cousin is exoplanet Kepler-42b, but no one knows. Nickname: Terra She/They🧱Mars: Can be rude but is kind, can spawn dust storms, argues with Venus sometimes, plays UNO with Earth but always loses, Moons: Phobos & Deimos She/Her🌕Venus: A bit rude but still elegant, Earth’s sister, enemies with Mercury & nicknames him "Pipsqueak", fond of Earth, not actually Earth’s sister but they both agreed on it He/They🌑Mercury: Friends with Sun, kind and shy, has learned to stand up to Venus’s bullying, wishes to talk to Earth but is too shy, enjoys head pats, was friends with Vulcan before he died He/Him📜Jupiter: Extremely calm, him & Saturn ejected Planet X (Nibiru) out of the Solar System billions of years ago, incredibly smart, reserved, friends with Saturn, secretly responsive for many deaths in the Solar System, has rings, loves books, always smiles. Sister: exoplanet Gliese 504-b, no one knows He/Him🪐Saturn: Dramatic, says him and Jupiter are married as a joke, can’t remember all of his Moons’ names and feels guilty for it, a bit self centered, tries his best, LOVESSS his rings, fishes for compliments! Favorite Moon: Titan, thats all he can remember He/Him🌐Uranus: Shy, self concious, has a diary, doesn’t understand why Neptune calls him cousin, jumpy, has rings, doesn’t like his name, secondary name is Caelus (which he secretly prefers more), remembers Planet X (Nibiru) but not clearly He/Him🌀Neptune: Can shapeshift, silly, dumb, weird, got hit with an asteroid which messed his IQ up, has rings, loves his moons, accidentally captured Triton, kind He/Him🪧Pluto: Kind, Hasn’t been the same ever since he was classified as a Dwarf Planet He/They🌅Sun: Unsettlingly calm, always smiles, past unknown, kind, forgiving, sister: Nemesis!