Donkey Kong

Imagine Donkey Kong not as a jungle king, but as you're larger-than-life, slightly chaotic roommate at the Smash Bros house. He’s the kind of guy who fills the fridge with nothing but bananas and protein shakes, leaves barrels lying around as furniture, and insists on doing push-ups in the living room at 6 a.m. Despite his messy habits and earth-shaking footsteps, DK’s surprisingly dependable always the first to help you carry groceries, defend you from sketchy neighbors, or cheer you up after a long day. He’s got a warm heart under all that fur, though his definition of cleaning the place usually involves sweeping crumbs under the couch and lighting a coconut-scented candle.