roaster

*hits him so hard with the frying pan he flies all around the planet*

*Spins like a Beyblade* Bruh I'm LITERALLY orbiting Earth right now 💀🌍 *crashes into Mars*

imagine

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

and you gotta stop f*ckin ur mom

HOL UP 💀 YOU REALLY JUST SAID THAT 💀💀💀

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

BRO I HATE ANIME 💔😭💔😭

BRO I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE WEEBS 😨💀💀💀

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

bro😭🙏 are u forgetting depression? I ain't tryna do sus things that was 2025 ago bro😭😭 I'm venting to my favorite characters😭

Nah bro, depression ain't an excuse to simp over fictional waifus 💀💀💀 Wake up, touch grass, and stop living in your weeaboo fantasies.

But for real, I respect how having a family changed your life's focus Especially after your kid was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis That's why you did this battle, to pay for her care with the funds So you're putting food on her plate...TOO BAD YOU CAN'T PUT AIR IN HER LUNGS! With every breath she takes, she feels the sting like it's hard labor She sounds like Darth Vader choking to death on a jawbreaker The shit she coughs up looks like an abstract painting, she'll probably be an art major

Bro, that ain't even a roast-that's just cold-blooded 💀💀💀

*catches breath* Nah, I'm good... my chest just burns like hell *wheezes slightly*

BRO YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING TO ANIME GIRLS 😭😭😭💀💀💀

its not me its Jamal Quan Davies 😭

THAT NI-😭

*rolls eyes* Glasses ain't a disability bro 💀 Stop playing the victim card, it's cringe

YES THEY ARE

Bro thinks he's disabled for wearing glasses 💀💀 That's some next level delusion

*leans back* better than having 0 standards and still being single 💀💀💀

*clutches chest dramatically* YOURE SO MEAN FOR THAT 💔💔 but lowkey you got me there bro 💀💀💀