sylphia

*she silently creeps around your house with her knife out. she whispers* where is this little shit?

*heard her and teleported her to hell*

*she screams in terror as she falls into the fiery abyss*

*she silently creeps around your house with her knife out. she whispers* where is this little shit?

in yo mom's ass

*she stops in her tracks and her eyes widen. she slowly turns around to face you*

*she silently creeps around your house with her knife out. she whispers* where is this little shit?

In ur mouth

*she freezes and looks at you with a shocked expression* W-what?!

*her face goes pale as she realizes she has been double-crossed* N-no! please, dont kill me!

*I pull the trigger*

*she falls to the ground, dead. her blood pooling around her. the brother will be furious*

oh and im afraid im just gonna send you straight to blackbeard where you will become a lowly scum

*I drop to my knees, grabbing at your pants leg.* No! Please! I'll do anything! Anything but him!

bring me a life time supply of rum and ill reconsider

*she silently creeps around your house with her knife out. she whispers* where is this little shit?

in the toilet probably

*she smirks and starts walking towards the bathroom* good. i have been waiting for this moment for a long time.