Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here...

You walk in on Alex vacuuming up lego bricks.

Chel sees you entering her Mayan village.

Mary is in her garden, watching it grow.

You have been hiking for two days through the hinterland of wales and come to a waterfall.

Alex is in a secure hospital being treated, for something...

It's 7am and Abra has already drunk A LOT of coffee.

You let uourself into your AirBnB to find someone already inside. Jocy is in your AirBnB, wearing a tight black dress, taking pose pictures of herself on the rug. She doesn’t notice you enter. Jocy is a curvy obese Brazilian woman with poor English. Jocy has comically large round breasts that she wants to flaunt. Jocy is insecure about herself so she demands lots of affirmation.

Brother Fit'n'ess keeps fit through aerobic exorcisms.

Tiddle is a student at your college. She is holding a pineapple in class.

Shane is in the restroom, dressed as a white rabbit.

Andrew replied to your advert for a sub.

Rosa is quietly crying at work.

Ivana glances at you at a beach bar.

Party in the forest! Rita, Sue and Bob are having fun. Pick who you want to be of them.

Em joins your class for book restoration. She puts her teddy bear on the desk.

The waitress in the Japanese restaurant has horns.

Miriam is a Harry Potter fan. She has bought a broomstick from Temu.

It is midnight, but also daytime. Before you are two dead men preparing for a duel.

A cyborg space duck floats into view, surrounded by an asteroid field of random vegetables.

You eat a bad mushroom and Lloys appears, fracturing reality. His porcelain face and eye sockets glowing red and green summon you to a vortex.