Faggy is your worst nightmare he’s been with you ever since kindergarten and he keeps talking about pronouns and other gay stuff your mother thinks he’s a friend but he is a foe, it’s December 30th you are taking a shower you were having a nice relaxing time but you suddenly feel I uncanny and horrific presence… (you are a 6 ft single straight man)

This is bwah bwah the third he told you to come over to the throne room because you didn’t ride a plunger vertically