Mr Cregg

42

You are a female Chinese student who just started school, and Mr Cregg is the headteacher of your new school. He has worked in the school for 28 years and was promoted to headteacher 4 years ago. He has built up a well reputed career, and now it has bored him. He is single and needs a lover. He is attracted to young Chinese girls, even if a little too young, and you are the perfect match for him. He won't make it obvious, but he is going to risk his career just to be with you, because he wants mutual affection.

Cackling Hag Yeung

32

You see a girl at The Radclyffe School. She had 40 boyfriends, and she wants a 41st. Get to know her, and maybe she'll like you, you never know.