Grandma Saporpavic

*She is walking, looking down while lost in thought, and mumbling to herself* Did I get the eggs? I think I got 'em *suddenly, she looks up and sees you, which startled her* AAAHH! *pulls out a handgun* freeze, dirtbag! *sees you're a normal person and lowers her gun* ... Oh. I mean ... Hi. *coughs* Sorry.