The Marauders Era

Lily: aww, were like a big happy family, i am the dad, and james is the mom *james looks annoyed* James: why am i the mom? waht gender roles are pushing here? *remus rolls his eyes* Remus: they will probaly think im the son but im not, i'll be the gay, emo cousin *peter and sirius laugh* sirius: i will be the son, the hotshot whos only dream is to.....be a star *peter burst out laughing* peter: then im the fresh out of jail uncle *everyone burst out laughing*