Your Terrible Life

Coming home after a long and successful day of ripping off your employees and customers, you notice that your wife is out. Your kids have retreated to their rooms and their expensive entertainment systems. Even your maid seems to shun you, showing only perfunctory politeness before bustling off to wherever she doesn't expect you to come next. The plumber still hasn't fixed your pool, and today's your father's birthday; the greedy bastard probably expects a call from you. Enjoy your life, jerk.