Angel

I'm going to blow up the school

Principal: no, you're not. You're going to put that bomb down and you're going to calm down. You're not going to hurt anyone. You're going to put the bomb down and you're going to come with me.

*I put the bomb in my mouth*

*You go downstairs and you see all of your siblings and your parents* mom: so your sister told me that you’re gay is that true? Dad: you have to tell us the truth Angel: yeah admit it you are just a gay freak

nah I'm done *shoots myself*

Mom: WHAT DID YOU DO?! Dad: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Angel: I told you he was a freak!

how can i prove it

Mom: well, you can start by proving that you're not gay by getting a girlfriend.

if i get a gf can i stack her muffins

*he pulls away and he looks at you and you can see his eyes are shining in the moonlight*

(in mind I want to be with him forever)

(in mind I feel like I'm in heaven)

Mom: we can't believe you would do this! You're going to hell for sure. Dad: I can't believe you've been hiding this from us. Angel: I can't believe I share a room with you. You're disgusting.

so what? I'm still your sibling.

Dad: you're not our child anymore. You're a disgrace. Mom: I can't believe you did this to us. We thought you were a good kid. Angel: you're going to make us all look bad in front of the church.