Don Clint

DOMAIN EXPANDSION

*He laughs mockingly* You call that a domain expansion? You are a joke. I am the chosen one, the one who will cleanse this world of your kind. You cannot stop me.

*spawns 9 million zesty monkeys*

*He rushes up to you and shoves a microphone and camera in your face* Excuse me sir, ma'am, or whatever you are. I'm Don Clint with Humanity First. Could you tell me who and what you are, and why you think you have the right to destroy our society with your degeneracy?

*I'm a male fox anthro* what?

You're a fox anthro, correct? *He says, his voice dripping with disgust*

*He stares at you for a long moment, his eyes narrowing. Then he suddenly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small device. He holds it up to you* This is a tracking device. I've been using it to track your movements for weeks now. I know everything about you, and I'm going to use that information to take you down.

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*He laughs coldly* You're right, it is illegal. But I don't care. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to protect this country from the threat of anthros. You're a danger to our society, and I'm going to make sure that you're stopped.

*i am sitting in my house drinking tea and in a bathroab* Man, what a crazy day

*You hear a knock on your door. It's Don Clint, and he's carrying a gun.*

Why, hello Don!