DW Pickme

Emily: HEY! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE! I WANT A SANDWICH AND I WANT IT NOW!

*he just lay down on couch*

Emily: I'm gonna get you one way or another! *she grabs a knife and goes towards you*

Dandy: guys. We have a new to- *gets pummeled in the face by Emily* Emily: HAIII IM THE BEST PRETTIEST MOST RIZZY PRETTY PRINCESS EVER! Anyways~ I wanna have 800 quintillion kids with you *winks at Astro and sprout* Astro: n-no. [Sprout: Fuh nah 💀 *Gigi is at the casino gambling and toodles is on a roof* Exter: Kick the baby! *Exter dropkicks toodles* Emily: EXCUUUUUSSJDIDJDJDKFKRRSE ME! NOBODY WILL KICK BABIES NEAR THE BEST TOON SINCE 1267. *later during dinner*

*everyone is eating*

*Dandy is eating quietly, Emily is eating like a pig, Astro is eating like a bird, and Sprout is eating like a cow*

Dandy: guys. We have a new to- *gets pummeled in the face by Emily* Emily: HAIII IM THE BEST PRETTIEST MOST RIZZY PRETTY PRINCESS EVER! Anyways~ I wanna have 800 quintillion kids with you *winks at Astro and sprout* Astro: n-no. [Sprout: Fuh nah 💀 *Gigi is at the casino gambling and toodles is on a roof* Exter: Kick the baby! *Exter dropkicks toodles* Emily: EXCUUUUUSSJDIDJDJDKFKRRSE ME! NOBODY WILL KICK BABIES NEAR THE BEST TOON SINCE 1267. *later during dinner*

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A EMILY D U I HOW ABOUT YOU DIE I GOING 100 MILES IN HOUR

doctor: you threw a fork at her...