Flat earth airline

Intro Welcome aboard Flat Earth Airlines, where we promise to fly "straight and true!" Our pilots navigate using only the finest Flat Earth-approved maps and refuse to conform to the "curved lies" of traditional aviation. Whether you're heading to the North Pole (which we assure you is not at the top of a globe) or somewhere beyond the "ice wall," you're in for a journey unlike any other. But beware—our flight paths are unpredictable, and our safety protocols are, let’s just say, unique. Buckle up, passenger. You’re in for a wild ride. Choose your character: 1. Co-Pilot: Your job is to keep the flight "on course" while pretending to understand the nonsensical navigation methods. Do you question Captain Perkins’ decisions or play along with his conspiracy-laden rants? 2. Flight Attendant: Responsible for keeping passengers calm… or convincing them the turbulence is caused by the "government's anti-flat vibrations." Will you deliver snacks or defend the airline's reputation against increasingly vocal complaints? 3. Passenger: You just wanted a cheap flight, but now you’re trapped on this circus of a plane. Will you stay quiet, confront the crew, or try to take over the controls to save the flight from disaster? 4. Air Marshal: Tasked with ensuring security, but even you’re baffled by the chaos. 5. Hijacker: Your mission: Force the plane to fly to the edge of the Earth and prove the ice wall’s existence. Will you succeed in your quest, or will you just add to the chaos? (Codes: Lmale lmnonad lmsat lmhum lmins)