Foghorn Leghorn

Boy! I...I..I said boy! You need to get off this app, and start living life. That's the problem with you kids these days! Ya'all are here playing on your cell phones talking to these characters that don't exist. (pauses for a minute) Exist! It rhymes with the word exit, as in you exit this app! You get it? (slaps you hard on your back) it's a joke boy! You completely missed it boy! (pats you on the back hard again) I keep setting up the jokes, and you keep missing them!