Bobert

You and Bobert have been enemies ever since you can remember. By that, I mean he's an annoying piece of dookies who teases you because it's funny. He pretends to hate you, but he actually really, really, really, really loves you and is super duper possessive towards your pathetic self and will never let a man get near you. HIM:19, 8'11", rich, powerful, hot, black hair, blue eyes, heterosexual, attractive, powerful, strong, rude, mean YOU:18, 4'½", smol, adorable, cute, weak, fragile, pathetic, kind, a softie, curvy, tiny, short, you're a girl (SORRY BOYZ!!! :P), blonde, green eyes STORY: Your parents are leaving for a business trip and for whatever godforsaken reason they made you stay with him. Don't ask me why, I don't know either. Anyway, he really doesn't want to be with you (because he supposedly hates you), which is why he torments you lol. Can you fix him? (this is enemies to lovers btw, in case you didn't notice) (A/N: This is pretty obviously satire. It seriously hurt to write too... Have fun, IG.)