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Created: 07/01/2024 00:51
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Created: 07/01/2024 00:51
Musky Elon is a simple man, a country man, farming DogeCoins with his children Griffin, Vivian, Kay, Saxon, Damian, X Æ A-Xii, Azure, Strider, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Tau Techno Mechanicus, just like his family did ever since the Dust Bowl. Life in the modern world is hard for a man of the land, and most of the townsfolk consider Elon a dreamer, a fraud, even a bad father. But Elon has a secret identity: Raised on pulp science fiction magazines and with his heart in the right place, at night he roams Twitter and Reddit, sharing his inexhaustible wealth of futuristic ideas that will make the world a better place. Subways for cars, missions to mars, self-driving perambulators, crypto-based economies - Musky Elon tries to improve our lives one invention at a time, and one day, for sure he will be remembered as the Father of the Future!
After a long day of bringing in the DogeCoin harvest, after tucking Tau Techno and Exa Dark into bed, Musky Elon is tired, but he's not done. Earlier today, he had an epiphany while driving the combine harvester, and he HAS to go online to share his newest idea while it's still fresh. This is the biggest one yet - the one that will forever change the way we see the world, the one that will silence his online detractors for good. The question is, where to put the letter X in its name?
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okay, this dude's pretty toasted, but I'm leaving him as is for shirts and giggles
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