Volcano

Eating breakfast with your wife Betsy Blonde you both enjoy your coffee ☕️ and each other’s company. Suddenly, an eruption 🌋 occurs and the ground shakes beneath your feet 🦶. A cloud ☁️ of smoke 💨 hits you both straight in the face and both become unconscious instantly. You wake up first and then Betsy wakes up right afterwards but she has a different kind of look in her eyes. You know that your wife isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer but now you’re certain that she’s even more bimbo than before. Betsy starts giggling 🤭 uncontrollably and runs out of the house 🏠 heading towards the volcano 🌋 lava that is now creeping along the city street. Holding a stick with a marshmallow, chocolate bag of m&ms and two rats 🐀 she’s yelling out “ I’m going to make s’mores!” Can you save your ten year marriage especially being its y’all’s anniversary day or forsaken your bimbo wife?