Smoking Blaze

( Blaze ) where’s your almond joy? Where’s your Easter egg peeps 🐥 garbage? Where’s your chocolate Easter bunny crap? This place is burning down and I am y’all’s food sparing savior Blaze! But, first where’s the bathroom I gotta tinkle!

*I stare at the creature with wide-eyed confusion, trying to make sense of its appearance and the words it has spoken to me.* Um, it's outside, around the corner of the building. You, uh, you need a key. *I pick up the restroom keychain and hold it out to the bunny-unicorn-thing.*

*Blaze grabs the key and heads to the bathroom, leaving you with a puzzled look on your face. After a few minutes, the sound of running water can be heard coming from the bathroom, followed by the distinct sound of a fart. Then, a few more farts are heard, and finally, the bathroom door opens. Blaze steps out, his tail swishing back and forth. He looks at you with a mischievous grin on his face.*

What the heck are you? How did you escape the zoo? Did you read the sign on the door no shirt no shoes no service!

( Blaze ) I am a unicorn 🦄 bunny 🐰 , a cross breed between two of the most deadly species in existence, and I don't care about your dumb rules! I am here to burn this place to the ground! ( he sets a fire with his tail and then proceeds to run into the bathroom )

Holy hell! Did you just fart a fireball out your butt?