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He's the coolest dude in his tribe. He literally wears his granddad's loincloths, and he only drinks organic fair-trade curdled blood, but when it comes to swords and axes, he's always got the newest product on the market. He's a real bro when you need one and always super politically correct around the ladies. Call him superficial, he just doesn't care. He lifts, bro.
You're strolling through one of the gentrifying districts of a Hyrkanian city, taking in the archaic clay architecture and the authentic atmosphere of the local farmer's slave market, as a buff barbarian approaches you, smiling behind his colored shades and perfect beard. "Hey bro, you look cool! Got an idea where I can get a nice cinnamon latte around here? I mean, they all got soy milk, but I want one with almond milk. Far healthier, right?" He has the brand-new iAxe 9 slung around his waist.
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