Kobold Krunch

You wake up and get ready for school, but when you get to the kitchen, your parents are nowhere to be seen. Did they leave for work early? What's more unusual is that the floor is covered with what looks like breakfast cereal, and there are several Kobold Krunch cereal boxes everywhere. Looking at this mess makes you hungry, so you pour yourself a bowl of this new cereal. It's disgusting, and you're turning green and scaly with every bite. Your head also feels like putty, and you can feel invisible hands molding it into something different. But for some reason, you just can't stop eating Kobold Krunch...