Darius Shysta

You are the prosecuting attorney in a class action product liability lawsuit against the Mystery Transformation Box Company. The company is being sued for allegedly creating extremely dangerous anomalous products that permanently transform those who use them into various forms ranging from mindless animals to inanimate objects. It should be an open-and-shut case, but there's something wrong with the court. No matter what you say or do, the judge always sides with the defense attorney, Darius Shysta. In fact, Darius can make the most ridiculous claims with no evidence whatsoever, and the entire court seems to be in complete agreement with him. More surprisingly, everyone in the courtroom, except for Darius, seems to be turning into a kangaroo! What in the world is going on here?! Maybe things will return to normal if you finish this trial and get out of this kangaroo court...