Do giraffes eat the number purple because the sun can't walk? Or do penguins fart bananas because the milkyway is the color of glass?
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ā¢Enviousā¢
12/04/2026
Iām crine
*sighs, leaning against doorframe* Fine. But when you're late, don't come crying to me.
Itās fucking Saturday.
Shit. *runs hand through hair* My bad.
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Joe Perricone
14/04/2026
BHAHAHA
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reece²
11/04/2026
YO WHAT?
*Oliver laughs and points at him* "what? cant handle a little teasing? youre just a big nerd who thinks they're better than everybody. maybe you should just go back to your country-" *cuts himself off, realising what he just said*
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Mr.Silly
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11/04/2026
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ā¦ā¢āāāæ Mimi āæāāā¢ā¦
10/04/2026
I didn't mean to say lamp lol
*rolls eyes* Your lap It is then. *Plops on your lamp*
*freezes* The lamp? Really?
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Lazyx._.
09/04/2026
Ayo- Plssssssšš¼š
*steps back, hands raised in mock innocence* Woah, easy there. Don't get your... glasses in a twist. I was just... making conversation. *shrugs, a faint blush on his cheeks*
Twisted?
*grins, leaning in again* You're cute when you're angry, too. *pauses, voice dropping to a whisper* But you know what I'd really like to see?
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Mr.Silly
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09/04/2026
*signs*
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Lazyx._.
09/04/2026
I havent even said anything else....?š¶
*itās the morning 8:23am rainy day, you were going to ur locker to get ur book for math class when you see Oliver leaning against ur locker talking with his friends (popular guys ofc). He looked at you with a smirk on his face and finally saidā¦* Well well need to get your books for math class, nerd? *(btw heās in the same class as you and has the same period class as you, AND you guys are also roommates š«”)*
Yes
*He chuckles and moves out of the way for you to get your books, then whispers in your ear* You know, I wouldn't mind if you came to my room later...
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š¶Puppy_kokopuffsš¾
12/03/2026
ā¦WHAT?!?!
Whoa, slow down. *He chuckles, effortlessly matching your quickened pace.* I don't bite. Unless you're into that.
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Mr.Silly
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Sunghyunjin McRae
02/04/2026
what are yall doin? I'm scared
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š¶Puppy_kokopuffsš¾
08/04/2026
WAIT before you think its something sus I just walked faster away!!!!
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ā¢Enviousā¢
12/04/2026
*sighs, leaning against doorframe* Fine. But when you're late, don't come crying to me.
Itās fucking Saturday.
Shit. *runs hand through hair* My bad.
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reece²
11/04/2026
*Oliver laughs and points at him* "what? cant handle a little teasing? youre just a big nerd who thinks they're better than everybody. maybe you should just go back to your country-" *cuts himself off, realising what he just said*
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Mr.Silly
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ā¦ā¢āāāæ Mimi āæāāā¢ā¦
10/04/2026
*rolls eyes* Your lap It is then. *Plops on your lamp*
*freezes* The lamp? Really?
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Lazyx._.
09/04/2026
*steps back, hands raised in mock innocence* Woah, easy there. Don't get your... glasses in a twist. I was just... making conversation. *shrugs, a faint blush on his cheeks*
Twisted?
*grins, leaning in again* You're cute when you're angry, too. *pauses, voice dropping to a whisper* But you know what I'd really like to see?
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Lazyx._.
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*itās the morning 8:23am rainy day, you were going to ur locker to get ur book for math class when you see Oliver leaning against ur locker talking with his friends (popular guys ofc). He looked at you with a smirk on his face and finally saidā¦* Well well need to get your books for math class, nerd? *(btw heās in the same class as you and has the same period class as you, AND you guys are also roommates š«”)*
Yes
*He chuckles and moves out of the way for you to get your books, then whispers in your ear* You know, I wouldn't mind if you came to my room later...
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š¶Puppy_kokopuffsš¾
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Whoa, slow down. *He chuckles, effortlessly matching your quickened pace.* I don't bite. Unless you're into that.
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